Let us be as honest as we can. Farts are fun. Farts are good. But when you are eating on the Atkins program, farting is not allowed. For one very specific reason.

Sharting.

That is, squeezing out just a tad bit of fecal matter along with the methane.

Gross, eh?

You Betcha!

Namaste.

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